Judge to Britney: Gimme More (of Your Cash)

31. AND THE BEAT GOES ON, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE STORY OF BRITNEY IS COMING TO A CLOSE REAL SOON. TO BAD FOR BRITNEY, BUT THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE FOR TMZ TO GO AFTER.

Posted at 11:04AM on Oct 6th 2007 by robert

32. well never know the true story because TMZ posts stuff to stir up the convo.
YOu fail tmz. I know all your tricks.

Posted at 11:09AM on Oct 6th 2007 by bosko

33. well if she goes broke she will only have to pay the normal amount for child support and you can bet your sweet ass he will only want the kids 50/50 again...lmao

Posted at 11:10AM on Oct 6th 2007 by mj

34. why the hell should she be paying for his legal expenses anyway ? other celebs that are going through custody battles are paying for their own legal defense...what is wrong with this picture ??? oh I forgot he doesn't work ?GET A F'N JOB K-FED

Posted at 11:15AM on Oct 6th 2007 by mj

35. Yeah, right. She's not running out of money. So what if her fragrance didn't do well. I think your source is full of crap.
I'm not a Britney fan either.

Posted at 9:20PM on Oct 6th 2007 by whoo dun it

36. You know how the rich are....they consider themselves broke when they're down to their last $50 million.

Posted at 11:22AM on Oct 6th 2007 by OC

37. Alright, RasputinsLiver checks in! Mornin', sunshine, still luvya!

Posted at 11:25AM on Oct 6th 2007 by BottomsUp

38. In case you missed it:

Britney Spears: Gimme More (Unsolicited) Advice
SATURDAY OCTOBER 06, 2007 09:05 AM EDT

By Mike Fleeman

Britney Spears

Photo by: INF

Britney, you're not alone out there.

A parade of show business types – from Ice-T to Sharon Osbourne – has offered Spears assistance, advice, even a place to stay. The latest: Dr. Phil McGraw, who says his couch is there for her – if her entourage would just let go.

"This is a girl who can turn this around, but she has to have someone look her in the eye and tell her the truth," Dr. Phil told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM morning show Thursday. "I would be willing to sit down with her. ... Just the two of us in a room. No agents, no handlers, no cameras."

If tough love isn't what the 25-year-old troubled pop star's looking for, here are some other offers:


Tracy Morgan
The 30 Rock comedian thinks a higher power than Dr. Phil is in order. He got serious at VH1's Hip Hop Honors at the Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC Thursday night, telling PEOPLE, "Britney needs to pray. She needs to get connected spiritually and she needs to join the real world and leave that artificial stuff alone and go get her kids."


Sharon Osbourne
"This girl has never taken a break until she got married. And then she took a break. She had two babies," Osbourne said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Friday. "I think she lost the plot and she needs help. She's got to get herself away from L.A. She's gotta get away from this town. Go away, get some therapy and she's going to come back and be the Britney that we love and know."


Tatum O'Neal
Definitely coming from the I've-been-there camp, O'Neal, 43, who tusseled with ex John McEnroe over custody of her children, says Spears "needs to be in recovery and get her disease of addiction together."

"I relate to her and feel really sad for her," O'Neal, who battled drug addition, told Entertainment Tonight.


Joey Fatone
The former N' Syncher says that if Spears wants a getaway from life in the spotlight, she could "come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all." The Singing Bee host, a longtime friend of Spears, told Extra that she "needs some time, some time to really heal."

His message: "I'm here for you, sweetheart."

Idol judge Simon Cowell

Photo by: MICHAEL WILLIAMS / LFI
American Idol Judges
Never at a loss for show business advice, the judges from American Idol offered to go a step further and manage Spears's career.

"We have decided we can bring Britney back," says Simon Cowell, according to Fox News. "We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends."


Timbaland
Superproducer Timbaland says the best way for Spears to get her career back on track is to do a duet with her ex-flame Justin Timberlake, an idea that Timbaland claims Spears scotched.

Timbaland told MTV News that Spears needs to "humble herself and make a phone call and say, 'I'm sorry.'"


Fergie
The 32-year-old singer for the Black Eyed Peas, who once endured a crystal meth addiction, says what the 20-something stars in trouble like Spears and Lindsay Lohan really need is some breathing room.

"They're young," Fergie told PEOPLE. "I was young when I went through my stuff. Leave them alone. If they want to get better, they're going to get better on their own."


Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell

Photo by: Jim Spellman / WireImage
When there were rumors that Spears would join Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" show, featuring O'Donnell on the drums, the former View host offered emotional support.

"Brit, if you're watching, honey, you and me – we're gonna share, like, a backstage moment, 'cause I love you, kid!" O'Donnell says in a video blog shot during a concert tour stop in Texas.


Ice-T
Law & Order: SVU's heavyweight suggests Spears "come with a clean slate." But, "in order to re-enter, you need to leave."

The rapper-turned-actor also shared some words of wisdom from his mom with PEOPLE at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors. "I don't have any bad wishes for her," he said. "But my mama used to say, 'You keep using the same ingredients, you're making the same cake. If you want to make a new cake, you got to change the ingredients.' "

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 6th 2007 by jack54

39. To #41 Jack54: My God man, whatever possessed you to write a freakin BOOK on a blog site? And nothing new - just old crap that (believe it or not) EVERYONE ELSE HAS SEEN TO DEATH! We're not curing cancer here, son. Please take all those little notes on top of your desk and discard them.
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THIS IS A BLOG SITE - FOR COMMENTS - NOT DISSERTATIONS!!!!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Oct 6th 2007 by SandyC

40. She has no friends she dosen't want anybodys help. Damn people let her hang herself.

Posted at 6:06PM on Oct 6th 2007 by chismosa

41. George Clooney is Gay , I thought TMZ knew everything,

Posted at 11:38AM on Oct 6th 2007 by annie

42. Britney Spear's net worth is estimated to be more than $150 million. If she can't get by on that, or even a smaller derivative of that, I have NO sympathy whatsoever. I could get by quite nicely, and for life, on 150th of that. Even 1/300th of that, with conservative investing.

Regarding Vanessa's statement, I'm in full agreement. It IS easy to stay out of trouble: it's simply about choices. She can say it all she wants even if she erred while stupidly younger. That tells me she's learned a lesson about committing anything to film,paper or tape that you don't want the whole world to see, because if you're a celeb, the world WILL $ee it.

Clooney is a dashing figure, but I'm certain his singlehood is not affected either way by a mere cash bet by whomever. He may marry if his priorities shift. Family is undervalued, but can become priceless to a grounded individual when surrounded by Hollywood types.

Posted at 11:44AM on Oct 6th 2007 by Calgary Flames Fan

43. If she IS running out of money, maybe she should quit buying new houses and cars every other week. I swear this girl must be suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder AND ADHD. She obviously has some sort mental illiness MORE than just postpartum depression!!

Can't someone in her immediate family have her declared incompetent?? I mean look how easy it was to take her kids away from her. SURELY, a judge would EASILY declare her mentally incompetent to handle her own affairs!!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Oct 6th 2007 by DJ

44. Sandy C.: I believe you can write what you want and chose to read (or not read) what you want. And ... with all the posters who have disagreed with me that certain people in "the industry" are not behind Britney or for those posters putting kfed on a pedestal, I'm guessing this is NOT old news to them. Just recent bandwagon jumpers. Too long for you to read? Skip it. Easy.

WANT KFED INFO 24/7!

Posted at 11:58AM on Oct 6th 2007 by jack54

45. nessas a dork with pwd phycotic wholesomeness disorder

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